Also cleaned out the cabinets for take out containers, trash, and more take out containers, and then more trash. I don't remember her ever being one of those post-depression, wash-the-foil-and-use-it-again sorts, but she seems to have a fear of throwing things away.
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Monday, July 27, 2009
Gross, Grosser, and Most Grossest
Just cleaned out Grandma's fridge. Much grossness. I have decided the winner was the Bacon Ranch dressing, because a.) when I tried it a couple weeks ago, it made me gag, b.) it was 7 years old, and c.) the smell of it going down the sink made me gag again. Double gag factor won over the 5-year-old mayo, the 12-year-old horseradish sauce (which was hard) and the four bottles of unknown content and origin.
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In more good news, her refrigerator was gross BEFORE we knew she had Alzheimer's. I guess that's not good news...but hey, petrified horseradish. Bet you could have stenciled Jesus' face on it and auctioned it off on eBay for a million dollars.
ReplyDeleteOh I'm sure there's a sculpture of some sort, lurking in the back. There's certainly an originless odor in there.
ReplyDeleteYes, we grew up with a mom who washed plastic bags. They hung all over the cabinets.
ReplyDeleteIf you find a picture of the Virgin Mary, I get half the proceeds...