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Remember The Christmas Story? Fudge.

The Great Wine Swap was a flop. THREE letters today, asking for wine.

"Libby, I need you to take me to the store to get some wine."
"I bought you wine last night."
"You did?"
"Yes, where's the bottle?"
"Oh THAT? That wasn't wine, honey. I'm sorry to tell you. It wasn't wine."
"You drank the whole thing."
"It wasn't wine."

Foiled. Going to try non-alcoholic wine tonight.