The Great Wine Swap, Part Deux

This is what my shower looks like right now. The plastic tub is real wine, the bottles are non-alcoholic wine (thanks, M!). No, I do not always keep a corkscrew in my shower caddy.

She wrote me a 6-post-it-note letter, begging me to please take her to the store for wine so she can sleep, M will pay me back, I can't find my car keys, please help me, I need it to sleep. I found the notes on the counter; she's on the couch...asleep.

She told me this morning she hasn't slept in many nights because she's had no wine, yet when I wake up at night and check on her, she's usually asleep. If she's not asleep, the next time I'm up to check, she usually is.

Let's hope this non-alcoholic wine trick works. It tastes pretty darn good!

PS: Wine will stain your shower, FYI.